I tell you I've never laughed so hard, I immediatly had to call the wife and read it to her..unfortuantly she had to read it when she got home becuz I was laughing WAY to hard to finish it.....Now mind you I don't know if this story actually happened or not...but man oh man if it did I WISH I had been there to witness it becuz it sounds JUST LIKE something I would say!
Wal-Mart Greeter
So, after landing my new job as a Wal-Mart greeter, a good find for many retirees, I lasted less than a day...About two hours into my first day on the job a very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into the store with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance. As I had been instructed, I said pleasantly, 'Good morning, and welcome to Wal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?'The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, 'Hell no, they ain't twins. The oldest one's 9, and the other one's 7. Why the hell would you think they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?'So I replied, 'I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am, I just couldn't believe you got laid twice. Have a good day and thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart.' My supervisor said I probably wasn't cut out for this line of work.
Now isn't that just freaking hiliarous??? OMG! I seriously had to run to the nearest sink and spit out my cherised Diet Pepsi to keep it from blowing out my nose!
So I leave you with this:
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Signing off,
Sabrae Carter
14 comments:
Hey! About the vid that you can't see? If you go on YouTube or even Google Videos and search for "Anchor laughs Model falls" you'll find a bunch of different links to it!
Hope that helps! And thanks for visiting my blog!
Yeah thanks for visiting mine too.
That Walmart story is hilarious. But then again, I find every Walmart story hilarious. And I don't know who I find funnier - the greeters or the people who shop there.
Comedy Plus has often made me choke on something I was drinking.
That WAS worth waiting for! Yours is the very first I looked for this morning. Thanks for the laugh!
It's about a 3 year old joke.. but it's one I happen to love!
LMAO!!! Great story/joke!!!
Your blog got a face lift and it is sooo Holiday-ish...Sabrae do you have a fever? ;-)
It Looks great!
That's hilarious!
Funny stuff.
funny stuff- LOVIN the Christmas spirit around her, btw! I knew we would get you, a little!
you are too damn funny. that is ALL i have to say.
damn funny.
and Sandee over there always cracks me up.
(It's all about laughter for me, girl...)
Haha, I totally needed a laugh for the day! Thanks!
And thanks so much for stopping by my blog!
Well, you did post it. Good for you. I've never worked in Wal-Mart. I can't stand Wal-Mart in our area. They are dirty and the people look like they just got out of jail.
This is simply a joke. Thanks for thinking it was funny enough to post. Have you thought of stealing jokes? It's fun. I often go over to Phils Phun and steal his jokes and he comes over to my place to steal things. Works out well. We just put a link at the bottom of the post like: Stolen from: Phils Phun.
Hi Julia. Great to see you over here.
Have a terrific day. :)
That is hilarious! Thanks for sharing!
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