I tell you I've never laughed so hard, I immediatly had to call the wife and read it to her..unfortuantly she had to read it when she got home becuz I was laughing WAY to hard to finish it.....Now mind you I don't know if this story actually happened or not...but man oh man if it did I WISH I had been there to witness it becuz it sounds JUST LIKE something I would say!
So, after landing my new job as a Wal-Mart greeter, a good find for many retirees, I lasted less than a day...About two hours into my first day on the job a very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into the store with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance. As I had been instructed, I said pleasantly, 'Good morning, and welcome to Wal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?'The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, 'Hell no, they ain't twins. The oldest one's 9, and the other one's 7. Why the hell would you think they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?'So I replied, 'I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am, I just couldn't believe you got laid twice. Have a good day and thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart.' My supervisor said I probably wasn't cut out for this line of work.
Now isn't that just freaking hiliarous??? OMG! I seriously had to run to the nearest sink and spit out my cherised Diet Pepsi to keep it from blowing out my nose!
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