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Thursday, January 29, 2009

When it rains it pours... in this case..just life

So everything WAS getting back to normal around here! Then Tuesday night came! Tuesday night Bambi decided that my wifes car was the way that she was going to try and commit suicide! Yes Bambi tried to kill herself with my wifes car! Unfortunatly for Bambi... this didn't happen.

Deer Pictures, Images and Photos Nope Bambi (as I will call it) ran head first into the SIDE of the car! The drivers side door to be exact! Let me set the scene for you all... (as told to me by the wife)

The wife is driving down this back road that she has to take to get to the highway. When out of the blue a herd of deer start running accross the road.. So she stops and waits, and waits, and waits and then WAHM. Bambi ran right into the drivers side. Gets up and runs away! So the suicide attempt is thwarted and it leaves the car door all jacked up! And riped the mirror right off. Must have been a very big Bambi. So needless to say the car door being all messed up and all left her coming home instead of going to work. And now the car is in the shop and we have a rental that the wife hates! LOL!

Oh yea! And for the past two days we have been without the internet, cable, and our home phone.. Why you may ask??? Becuz the stupid f*cks at the cable company shut it off... Yes we paid our bill! They shut off the wrong apartment! We called them and they fixed the situation... but we didn't get it all turned back on until TODAY! So I have been without internet and going crazy for two days now! FUN FUN! There is only so much you can do with a BlackBerry til you want to throw it out the window becuz it's so friggin slow! lol

But that has been our life in a nutshell... How's yours??
Signing off,
Sabrae Carter


Dawn said...

Wow! I'm so glad it didn't cause a wreck. Whew!

I'm glad your back in the world of technology!

LL Cool Joe said...

Geez only you and your wife could get your car smashed up by a deer! Poor car! Poor dear! Poor wife! Poor you!

Oh it sucks when you can't get on the internet doesn't it? Sends me into panic mode. Glad it's ok now.

HealthyHomeJunkii said...

Hey girl! thanks for adding the button to your blog. :)

And... OMG! That is so freaky scary for both your wife and Bambi! At least Wifey is okay! :)

As for cable/internet/phone, ARGH! That would really suck.

Evil Twin's Wife said...

Deer are so beautiful, but they can also cause a lot of trouble. I'm glad it wasn't more serious.

And, I would make the cable company prorate your bill for the month on the days you went without, due to no fault of your own.

Sparkling Red said...

You have had the most amazing run of bad luck I've ever heard of. Deer running headlong into your car? Services cut off even though the bill is paid? It might be time to call a priest to bless you both and your house to get rid of the curse. Sheesh! ;-)

Warped Mind of Ron said...

Was it a deer suicide attempt or a failed murder attempt? Has the wife eaten any venison in the last few weeks? Tell her to be careful.

I am a Tornado ~ proven fact! said...

I get itchy hives just imagining a life without internet.

I'd abandon my family and sleep/LIVE at the office. Yea, I would.

Welcome back to the world of the internet junkies.

themom said...

Two years ago - a kamikaze deer ran into the side of my car - ripping off ONLY the mirror. wtf??? Deer must be totally blind - I had a honking bog blazer - not like you couldn't see the damn thing. My deer survived also - even though I wanted to kick its ass.

Mrs4444 said...

The same thing happened to me. I was going very slowly when it happened, and I kept going but pulled over. Looking back, poor Bambi lay flat on the road. As another driver walked up to her, though, she leaped up and took off again! Scary.