I am offically hating our puppy right now! Oh I have been praising him and rewarding him and loving on him. He has been so good. We took him to Georgia with us.. Came home and he slept on the bed with us when we got back. No accidents in the house! Oh he has been a perfect gem! Then what happens??? The wife goes back to work and he turns back into the holy terror that he is!
Stupid fu*king dog!
He started out good.! At least that is what I thought! I let him off his mandatory leash for a few hours while I caught up on blogs and did some work. Only to discover that the sh*t head got into everything!
Somehow the as*hole got my blackberry off the bed (while I was getting dressed from my shower) and starting gnawing on it! Now my prescious blackberry has a massive scratch down the front of it and bite marks all over it and two of the keys on it are almost gone!
He managed to get the wifes lotion out of the travel bag (we haven't un packed from Georgia yet) and chew that all up and now there is lotion on her comfortor! (thank god it isn't on mine!)
I found the house key in the hallway (thank god that is metal!)
Found one remote that he somehow also got ahold of...
Yea he is a chewing machine! And his bones and toys are all around him... and what does he chew on??? Household items!
Little stupid fu*ker!
Now I would NEVER hurt an animal! I love animals and I know he is still just a puppy... but the thought of haning him up by his little toes and gutting him is sounding all the more appealing right now!
And the wife will just laugh about it! Well let her laugh! Cuz the minute she coddles that damn dog I am on strike! She needs to learn not to reward that damn behavior!
Can you tell I'm a little pissed off right now?
On another less pissed off note.. I realized I passed my 100th post! lol I think this is like 102 or 103. Not sure.. lost track being pissed off at the dog!
I realized something else.. It takes me two hours or more to read thru all the blogs I follow! Wow. I never realized it til just now! I finally get thru reading them all and look at the time! It is almost 8am here in Ohio and I think I started my blog roll reading around 5:30 or 6am.
Now that is some dedication I have to all of your blogs! Now go get dedicated to mine! I have tons of new ones! :) Just click on my profile! You might find something interesting to read about!
Tell me something... When you use the Google Search engine what is the one thing you Google the most??? What is the topic that you like to look up!? Need this for research purposes! lol
Well the wife should be home any minute from work so I have to go make the house look somewhat presentable. Since I know she will be fending for herself if she coddles that damn dog!
www.mygccandle.com/amystill <-----You know you want to look and shop! At least to make me happy and get me out of this shitty mood! :)