I am offically hating our puppy right now! Oh I have been praising him and rewarding him and loving on him. He has been so good. We took him to Georgia with us.. Came home and he slept on the bed with us when we got back. No accidents in the house! Oh he has been a perfect gem! Then what happens??? The wife goes back to work and he turns back into the holy terror that he is!
Stupid fu*king dog!
He started out good.! At least that is what I thought! I let him off his mandatory leash for a few hours while I caught up on blogs and did some work. Only to discover that the sh*t head got into everything!
Let's see...
Somehow the as*hole got my blackberry off the bed (while I was getting dressed from my shower) and starting gnawing on it! Now my prescious blackberry has a massive scratch down the front of it and bite marks all over it and two of the keys on it are almost gone!
He managed to get the wifes lotion out of the travel bag (we haven't un packed from Georgia yet) and chew that all up and now there is lotion on her comfortor! (thank god it isn't on mine!)
I found the house key in the hallway (thank god that is metal!)
Found one remote that he somehow also got ahold of...
Yea he is a chewing machine! And his bones and toys are all around him... and what does he chew on??? Household items!
Little stupid fu*ker!
Now I would NEVER hurt an animal! I love animals and I know he is still just a puppy... but the thought of haning him up by his little toes and gutting him is sounding all the more appealing right now!
And the wife will just laugh about it! Well let her laugh! Cuz the minute she coddles that damn dog I am on strike! She needs to learn not to reward that damn behavior!
Can you tell I'm a little pissed off right now?
On another less pissed off note.. I realized I passed my 100th post! lol I think this is like 102 or 103. Not sure.. lost track being pissed off at the dog!
I realized something else.. It takes me two hours or more to read thru all the blogs I follow! Wow. I never realized it til just now! I finally get thru reading them all and look at the time! It is almost 8am here in Ohio and I think I started my blog roll reading around 5:30 or 6am.
Now that is some dedication I have to all of your blogs! Now go get dedicated to mine! I have tons of new ones! :) Just click on my profile! You might find something interesting to read about!
Tell me something... When you use the Google Search engine what is the one thing you Google the most??? What is the topic that you like to look up!? Need this for research purposes! lol
Well the wife should be home any minute from work so I have to go make the house look somewhat presentable. Since I know she will be fending for herself if she coddles that damn dog!
Signing off,
Sabrae Carter
www.mygccandle.com/amystill <-----You know you want to look and shop! At least to make me happy and get me out of this shitty mood! :)
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I don't miss having a dog in the house because of this! LOL
I like being pet free because I don't have time to walk the dog, feed the dog, clean up AFTER the dog. I have my son to take care of! LOL Oh, and the chores!!! AHHHH!
If you have a chewing dog, you should go see Marley and Me at the movies. Be sure you take a box of tissues with you, though.
So I totally know it isn't funny, but your dog story made me laugh. It reminds me so much of when my chocolate lab was a puppy. He was an absolute terror! Thinking about his puppy days makes me shudder.
My puppy got a hold of my glasses when I was asleep once and chewed the living crap out of them. OMG was I pissed. I had a view with chew marks until I got new glasses. You can guess what I look up on google without to much trouble ;)
You;ve reminded me about why we've never had a dog!
Also the only reason you took so long to read all the blogs was because my ABC post was so damn long!!! :D
Yup, kids and dogs can destroy things in ways that would never occur to grown, rational people. Bad puppy!
Lucky they're so cute, otherwise they'd never survive to adulthood.
I google lots of random things thru the day. Not one thing in particular.
Sorry about the puppy and the chewing! I hope he gets out of that phase soon. :-)
Oh dear ... I don't miss those puppy days at all !!! Well, maybe I miss the goofy stuff and the puppy cuddles, but not the chewing thing.
I google all sorts of things. Probably stuff to do with New Zealand tops my list ...followed closely by cooking stuff..
i'm so sorry but when she/he does this don't repremand her give her a chewy and when she chews on it give her a treat..if that doesn't work i'm sorry again!
That is a really naughty puppy!!! Sorry about all your mess... yuck.
Keeping up with the blogs is a huge time commitment! I wish I could do it every day, but I just can't keep up. Some days all I can do is barely get a post onto my site... I need a better time management program, I think. ;-) One that involves less children and more school or babysitters.
Buy some of that bitter apple spray. Worked for my dog!
Sorry to hear about your puppy trouble. My dog will be three years old, but was never really trained by previous owners so I know what a pain is to train a dog ;o)
Happy New Year!
Poor guy...he must be teething! :)
Mine went through that but it was with my dress shoes. I wanted to bless her royally into tomorrow!!
Good thing is that it lasts for only a minute!
Have a happy New Year!
I laugh at the piss-offed parts...because it's funny. Im not laughing at you, Im laughing with you.
Oh, you aren't laughing??
Well, give it a few days and you will...in the meantime I'll have a couple guffaws for the both of us.
Sorry about the "chewing" issues, training should start almost immediately, I would imagine. Happy New Year!
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